unlessler:

everybody needs a thneed. trust me on this one.

want

laughing-monkey:

I’m just like,

ophiuchustroll:

just so you all know i don’t feel like i’m someone’s friend until they initiate a conversation with me until that moment i always feel like i’m being a nuisance　

• me: closes wrong tab
• me: PTERODACTYL NOISE

saiderp:

Once I bumped into this women at the supermarket when I was like in the 5th or 6th grade and my face went INSIDE her massive cleavage and I just laid on the floor of the market for like 2 minutes just crying

pookiebrr:

cartoonzombie:

i’m actually terrified 

Just shat my pants

holy shat

LORD

NONONONONONO

oh

my

gosh

OMG THAT DOG IMAGE PRETTY MUCH SUMS EVERYTHING UP

I feel like I’m possessed :O

Welp. Now I’m uncomfortable.